you won't believe this,
but here goes : i'd been trying
to kill the fucker
for three days, at least.
his relentless buzzing left
me delirious
and had my cats on
sleepless high-alert. so,,,
he landed beside
the sink, on the rim
of a recently washed glass.
fucking brazen, right ?
"you fucking piece of
shit. you torture me for days
and now this ? marring
my stemware with your
fucking filthy feet ? are you
fucking kidding me ?"
i watched him clean his
mandibles with his legs, not
a care in the world.
what could i do ? i'd
been bested. it was time to
'let go, and let God.'
now for the fun part.
i came back to the kitchen
five minutes later,
and what do i find ?
a shiny green buoy in
my coffee. Amen !
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hahaha, this made me smile. well done.
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