IKR ?

in my dream last night

i met Ellen and Portia

at some event slash

gala slash party.

there was a pool and hors d'oeuvres
and we all wore suits

and we were hitting 

it off !  i mean, rappin bout

GMOs, being

vegan paleo,

like, Monsanto -- all that shit.

then Portia told me

that I have great hair

(kind of true) and I said, "oh,
I use [Shampoo X]"

and then Ellen says,
"what ?  you know that [Shampoo X]
is made of bison

spinal fluid, right ?"
or some crazy shit like that.
the needle falls off

the record.  SHIT STOPS.
Ellen puts her drink down and
goes, "you make me sick."

and i'm all tryin
to play it cool and say, "yeah
but look at my hair."