blind

blind, or Last Night's Shenanigans

i've sworn off tasting
menus with wine pairings for
the rest of my days.

homonyms?

homonyms, or The Wonders of Mink Oil

"my boots look great now."
his slow reply: "yes... they do."
"i said boots, not BOOBS."

debut

debut, or Theme for Last Week

could not stop humming
the song from Bowser's Gun Ship.
BOOHF! go the cannons.