Sunday, February 24, 2008


blind, or Last Night's Shenanigans

i've sworn off tasting
menus with wine pairings for
the rest of my days.

Monday, February 18, 2008


homonyms, or The Wonders of Mink Oil

"my boots look great now."
his slow reply: "yes... they do."
"i said boots, not BOOBS."

Monday, February 4, 2008


debut, or Theme for Last Week

could not stop humming
the song from Bowser's Gun Ship.
BOOHF! go the cannons.