Sunday, June 22, 2008

dream #9

dream #9, or The Actor

h ford and i live
together in a sweeping
downtown brooklyn loft;

life's picture perfect,
except that he refuses
to have intercourse.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

dream #8

dream #8, or Two Scoops of Raisins

i'm teaching fractions
in a classroom constructed
of bulk cereal bins.

an ex boyfriend in
lederhosen lurks outside
behind the froot loops.

Sunday, June 8, 2008


thermodynamics, or How A.C.s work

lets throw rocks at the
window units! they shit out
all that god damn heat

Thursday, June 5, 2008


A.M., or Mommie Dearest

our building's filled
with babies, and each morning
they cry like sissies.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

legal tender #2

legal tender #2, or It's All About the Jeffersons

spent a two dollar
bill today on pez. asks the
clerk: "is this legal?"

Monday, June 2, 2008


flip-flops, or Don't Worry, Your Dad's Still Proud!

"this job's different
than the one i would've had
working at Bear Stearns"

Sunday, June 1, 2008


legumes, or Buried Treasure

a squirrel planted
a peanut in my basil.
i found it this morn.