Tuesday, March 27, 2012

things i say all the time TO MY DOG

"NO." "DOWN." "OFF." "OWN BED."
"HOKIE POKIE." "ROLL OVER."
"OKAY, TAKE IT GIRL !"

Monday, March 26, 2012

things i like to talk about

dino-pets, rules, how
grades (and school in general)
are (is) shite, rum drinks,

tequila drinks, bills,
what's for dinner, dental work,
tricks i've taught my dog,

the harm principle,
bees, some kinds of math, and my
technophobia.

Monday, March 12, 2012

the jig is up.

you know that box of
50 banana popsicles
in the bulk freezer

aisle that makes you think
'who in the fuck buys this shit ?'
me. i buy that shit.

Friday, March 9, 2012

digits

it's other worldly.
skin so soft, it is not of
this Earth -- alien.

fingerprints so fine
they are velvet and alive
as they search my breast.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

welcome, future.

talkin bout cruisin
sans seatbelt in a soft top
moon rover TONIGHT.