yay !

having one of those
days where everyone/thing
is pissing me off.

up

i watch him run cold
water over martini
glasses. "remember

when we used to store
them in the freezer ?" i said.
"... we were so fancy."

"yeah !" he replied as
he poured, "but you're forgetting
how many we broke."

bullshit pets

I'M JUST CURIOUS --
DOES ANYONE HAVE CATS THEY
ACTUALLY LIKE ?

time only moves forward.

our magical
angel from space was born five
months ago today.

just a thought

he says, "i'm so sick
of seeing fuckin tight pants";
i think maybe you

should put the 'fuckin'
before the 'pants' instead ? but,
i'm drunk so who knows.

mistakes were made.

donuts : the breakfast
you can taste all day. churros :
get ready to barf.

your one redeeming quality tonight

that tasty bit of
hairy sweetness that peeks out
from beneath your shirt