Monday, June 24, 2013

how to cope with a screaming toddler -- a 3-pronged protocol


strap the offender
into their stroller;  shirt and
shoes are optional.

pop in your earbuds
and crank your fav metal jam
up to eleven.

bask in the judgment 
of others as your child flails
and flops while you walk.

NEGOTIATING
WITH TERRORISTS IS NOT WHAT
WE DO. PERIOD.

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